Well….I’ve had a few days to fully digest Stormy Daniels and her appearance on the 60 Minutes news show. I was waiting all week prior, just anticipating how juicy and salacious it was gonna be. What gaff, what new revelation would be made. Is The Donald doomed, finally gonna get his comeuppance by some bosom-matic porn star ? Hard to wait for the next exciting episode.
What a bust! [Not her over-sized boobs, which just can’t be natural, and in reality, make her look like a freak of nature, not to mention the serious back-aches carrying them things ], but what a big nothing. A one night fling, with a 60 year old guy she didn’t particularly find attractive, nor more than a run of the mill lover. The Stormstress just found herself in a bad situation, knew what was coming, and like the professional she was, just
sucked it up faced the music. That was it. She was no victim, just wanted to clear her good name.
I was disappointed. She did a good job. I found her believable. But found myself wanting more, and a little pissed that I’d been ‘led on’ into focusing my attention, and what I allow into my mind, on Donald trump and his daily antics yet once again. Will it ever end?
October must have been a pretty strange month. All I can remember is that was sandwiched in there between September and November…if my memory serves me well. And that’s the problem. Lately, I’ve been getting some fairly shoddy service outta my memory. It’s always late, not dependable, and if I took it out for a drive to the desert, I’d probably crap-out and leave me stranded.
Here’s one I did two years ago way back in the good ol’ days of 2016. I was on a roll back then, just grinding out images based on a theme. I know….A lot of these things look like giant bratwursts afflicted with rare diseases. What can I say?
When I was in Germany visiting some relatives I’d never seen before, they decided to go all out and treat me to a German breakfast treat: Weiss-wurst. Weiss-
worst wurst are small white sausages, that are boiled, and to make them totally un-appetizing, usually served on a white plate. It’s made of veal (baby cows) and other assorted pork products. I think sausages, or other meat products encased in animal intestines, are gross, and nothing more than a way to recycle every part of the pig except the ‘oink’. [I think God intended us to eat our food from the outside in, Not inside out]. Who knows what you’re getting or where it came from? Although I may be a little fuzzy as to where bacon comes from, I sure knew which part of Porky Pig our Christmas hams came from.
Be sure to check-out this video for the fine art of eating Weisswurst.
During the late 60’s The Wife (then Girl Friend ) and I were art majors at a small liberal arts college in Thousand Oaks California. Two years ago someone decided to have an Alumni art show so all us Art majors who went on to work in totally different fields because we didn’t like the starving part of life as an artist, could exhibit our most recent works. Having not done anything “serious” in decades, I decided to show-off this sketchbook.
It was a real treat to have actual real live people look at it in person. Before the show, I only got to exhibit my work in the blog-0-sphere, which is virtually like real life, but doesn’t count. If ya wanna be an exhibitionist, you gotta do it in person.
I sure hope all you folks who stop by here for a hallucination are real people, and not Russian bots (whatever that is) tryin’ to influence me politically. If I wanna be influenced, I’LL chose what I’m under the influence of. That’s because Hansi is an all-American boy. I only eat hamburgers, drink Coca-Cola, and have a slice of apple pie every day. I don’t like Vodka or the Russian version of roulette!
Wouldn’t it be weird if we could just walk around and change colors at whim. I’m not talking about me turning from an old white man into an old black man. But what if ya wanted to, based on the environment, you had the ability to turn orange, or maybe even have blue dots all over ya. Should, of course the situation warrant. You’ve heard of being ‘green with envy’. Well, if that manifested itself in diamonds, you’d know it was a bad case.
Emotions have colors. Depression is blue. Rage and anger is red Cowardice is yellow, and white is pure, black evil. The Wife often asks me why I show all my “pornographic” drawings all over the internet, “Aren’t you embarrassed?”. Turning pink, I respond, “why no sweetheart, it’s not ‘porn’, it’s art. And all my Internet friends say they really like it”. Wonder what color you turn when you’re lying’ your ass off? May be orange with yellow hair?
Lapidation is another word for stoning, like when convicted law violators were stoned as punishment (usually for adultery). Today, getting stoned has a totally different meaning. [I love finding new obscure words, so when I’m sitting in my recliner listening to music with headphones on (no ear-buds for me), drawing in a sketchbook and writing blog posts, and The Wife asks me, “Are you stoned again?” I can reply, “Why no sweetheart, just a little lapidated”.]
Stoning was a pretty harsh punishment, especially for one who was a probation officer for thirty years; we only got to throw ‘the book’ at people. Stoning was a community event. Everybody got to participate. That way no one individual took the blame for the killing. “Hey, I only threw a rock”, was a common rejoinder. Jesus allowed only those who were without blame to throw the first stone. Guess ya had to be someone very special to go to the front of the line. Being first isn’t that big a deal anyway. it’s the last guy (or gal) who casts the final stone that really counts. Kinda like being the straw that broke the camel’s back except a lot heavier. The first ‘caster’ probably isn’t gonna do much damage, unless he’s a good shot. It’s the last guy who gets to teach the adulterer a lesson they’ll never forget. The first shall be last, and the last shall be first!
Should be May June, July. It’s more orderly, sequential, and they follow each other on the calendar. There’s a seven month gap in there when I didn’t visit my sketchbook. Maybe I take my sketchbook for granted, it’ll be there, waiting for me. Wonder if it gets pissed at me for not paying enough attention?
There is, after all, a whole world in there with a life of its own. When my sketchbook is closed, all the drawings start movin’ around, and sometimes even go to other pages (but that rarely happens as they are usually to busy defiling one another to go anywhere else). When I open my book, they all immediately freeze and try to pass themselves off as the real deal, but sometimes they’re just a little too slow.