I was rolling around in the gutter the other day, and came across this gem in my Archives. Classic Hansi stuff featuring suggestive drawings, dirty poetry, loads (get it) of scatological humor and even a grossly inappropriate video. Don’t get much better than that. So I decided, what the heck, I’m recycling this sucker:
Well, it’s that time again. Time for the old digital rectal exam, to see if the old prostate is: a) still there? b) not enlarging, c) giving the doctor a sadistic sense of joy, or d) all of the above.
It really blows my mind that a lot of guys (probably over 50) blog about this. It would be like the ladies chronicling how there boobs are squashed annually during a mammogram. But when ya run out of ideas, one has to draw upon life experiences to come up with something new. A speaking of drawing, I hope you like the illustration. Drawing-wise, it was a bit of a challenge coming up with that one. I had a vision in my mind (where most visions occur), and wanted to put it on paper. The challenge for me was to avoid the out-right obscene, but leave no doubt as to what was on my mind, while portraying it in a psychedelic manner. Pretty trippy huh?
So, and let it be known that, The Hershey Highway is not My Way, (I see it solely as a One Way street. No fudge packing for me); butt it sure is an opportunity to write about some really juvenile shit under the guise of healthy living for seniors, ‘mens health’, or some such crap.
I love the term “Take it in the shorts”, and will let you savor that one for a while.
Time’s up! The annual prostate exam sorta typifies what we are being forced to endure by our governments. We know something stinks and is uncomfortable, but dutifully line up, follow orders, Drop Trow, and going along with the program, bend over. “It’s only for our own good”…. So we take it in the shorts.
I don’t know about you, and I’m getting a little short on ‘taking it’ all the time, but it seems to me that there’s a plan (won’t call it conspiracy) to screw the middle class here in the U$. Family supporting jobs are disappearing, union rights vanishing, services cut, and social safety-nets dismantled The Republicans, thinking they have a mandate, now want to go after Medicare and even Social Security, but not for current recipients [us seniors wouldn’t vote for them if they took Our benefits away], only for everyone else down the line. Another great metaphor.
Tis the time of year to take it in the shorts
So Bend over and be good sports.
Ladies don’t laugh at this little ditty
Your turn will come when they mammogram your titty.
And should you frown upon this reflection
May the gods curse you with a yeast infection.
So everyone, don’t laugh or even gloat
Can’t you see ,we’re all in the same boat.
Well, that was a pretty scattered rant; but not one filled with scat. So I thought it best to brighten up your day, while still dealing with all things anal, with this little “Training Film”. It’s very informative…Enjoy. But caution, some might find this a touch offensive. Now ya really got to see it 🙂