Ya ever feel like breaking the rules sometimes? You know, doing something forbidden or against the law. Not necessarily criminal, but violating some ordinance or statute, cause ya feel like living dangerously, or think the law is stupid, or whatever? Well I sometimes do, and Hot Dog Man doesn’t think twice before acting on a whim.
But I sure hope you don’t. For not only would the fabric of our society immediately crumble to the ground, but if you’re caught, You may end up on probation. See, for thirty years, I had to deal with folks like that, who despite being sure as shit that they would never get caught, found their asses in jail and being placed on probation. And you know what the first and foremost condition of probation was? Obey all laws. So next time, should they ventured outside the law, not only could they end up getting screwed for a new offense, but get shafted even more so because they violated their probation by not obeying all laws.
Boy…That’s enough to keep my ass in line. And that’s why when I get a ton of junk-mail consisting of Medicare insurance flyers, Long Term Care ads, cable or satellite TV specials, or cremations with burial at sea for only $899 (they sure got my demographic nailed down), instead of getting pissed and destroying something like my pre-approved AARP card. I let hot dog Man take care of it for me. H D don’t give a shit.
H D can be helpful at times too. Here he helped me fill out the DMV form for a handicapped parking placard. Those lucky handicapped folks get all the good parking spaces, so H D checked every box to help me out.