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Tri Phoria, let’s Review

Last year, way back in early December, I did a post on “Tri Phoria, Men Are Doomed”. Well it’s languished in the Archives for a long time, but has consistently gotten views on a weekly basis. Maybe because Tri Phoria is the latest personal vibrator from the folks at Trojan [you know, the company that makes those condoms everybody hates to use, but does so, especially when traveling in well charted, yet dangerous territories which may require doubling up so you don’t hit a sexually transmitted ice berg and go down like the Titanic].

My guess is, either I’m just a great writer and humorist, and people are just starting to find out about me and read everything I’ve ever written. Or, there’s a lot of single, lonely, and wee bit horny, women out there, and they want to know if the thing really works, cause they have their credit cards handy, and are willing to pay for express shipping.

It’s probably the later, but if ya got something workin’ for you, ya might as well beat it into the ground (fore if a little is good, a lot has got to be even better). And anyway its a good way to recycle earlier stuff when ya come up short. Nobody will notice in this land of Attention Deficit Disorder, we call the Blog O Sphere. So here’s a Review of Tri Phoria….Not the actual product, but of my December post on the subject. How the Hell should I know if a Female Vibrator is any good???

So talking about beating stuff into the ground. Tri Phoria is a personal vibrator just for women. I saw a lengthy ad just before Christmas last year, which featured a group of young “ladies” at a faux bridal shower. And what were they giving this bride to be ( dressed with white veil, and highly revealing cleavage)?? Toasters, cook books, linen??   Hell no!!!  They were giving her Tri Phoria personal vibrators, along with testimonials how it would “Blow Your Hair Back”. These little tramps, didn’t all chip in and buy her just one. No, she got 2 or 3; just for back-up I guess.

You just got to see this for yourself to believe it , So I’ve embedded the ad right here, for your edification. Enjoy

Didn’t ya just love those horny little harlots raving on about this substitute schwance?   Tri Phoria comes with three different attachments, to get You Phoriating three ways. And with two AA batteries, can provide up to 30 minutes of continuous use, unless of course you’re a little whore who keeps it turned to 10 the whole time. But the bottom line is: Men are Doomed. And….easily replaced with a product, that will out preform just about every one of us who is not a professional porn star.

If you watched the video to the bitter end, you’ve noticed the would be groom getting just as excited about her gifts as nympho fiance.  He says, “Sweeet”.   I know he’s an actor, and probably gay, but I just can’t understand a man going along with a dildo as wedding gift, let alone three of them.  Go figure.  All I can guess is “Oh boy! one for each of our orifices.”

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