OK….I never thought it could happen to me…my gawd, an STD. At my age. I always tried to be careful, despite my still juvenile fascination with sex and all things anal. Guess I wasn’t careful enough, or perhaps I was just careless. An STD! What am I gonna do now? Tell the Wife???
I normally don’t share a lot of personal stuff here at Hallucinations. But getting an STD as a result of my blogging, is truly Bizarre but true. So here’s the scoop. Jewel over at Really?! Wait! What? Gave me this. It’s an award, not a sexually transmitted disease, it’s the Sexy & Talented Diploma.
Did you really think Me, at my age, contracted VD or something. No way, Too old; too wise. What gave you that impression? Do only naughty, dirty minded people read my crap?
Anyway check it out on Jewels bog for the gorie details. Look for her A Creepy Confession post.
Here’s a story about myself as portrayed in classic movie form; something you got to do if ya accept the award.
Hansi was King of the Jungle, and although walled off from it’s native inhabitants, had the whole island to himself. Until….a film maker with a really hot-chick actress butted in.
Well old Hans, thinking with his schwance, couldn’t keep his hand off the actress, and ended up captured, taken to New York, and there being but upon display for the amusement of the rich.
Hansi burned out on that real fast, and once again letting his schwance be his guide, grabbed the chic (drama queen that she was), and high-tailed it over to the Empire State Building. The rest of the story is not so sweet. Needless to say King Hans landed on his schwance. The rest is history.
Oh yea…I’m supposed to mention the person who came up with this big idea; Adventures in Estrogen. Been there, and I think ya might like it. A little Estrogen always adds some excitement to your life.
While still in a festive, award winning mood. And with all things Hans and Schwance firmly ensconced. Lets take a swan dive into the sewer with this little nursery
Had a very old schwance
A very old schwance had he.
It caused him such a fright
To get up three times a night
To just stand there, waiting to go pee.