mind expanding nonsense

Yep,  Ol’ Hansi has gone over to the dark-side of politics, and is now a Conservative.  Although I’ve been a liberal (of the bleeding heart variety) for just about all my adult life, I’ve found that lately I haven’t been happy.  In fact, I’ve been down-right grumpy, cynical and pissed off… all the time.  My frustration usually starts early in the a.m. when I watch Morning Joe (a liberal MSNBC talk-show) and continues into the evening chased by more left-wing progressive talking head shows.

From now on none of that stuff is gonna bother me anymore.  If I hear something I disagree with, no problem…it’s fake news.  Donald Trump is a great president.  He knows the art of the deal.  He’s gonna make America great again (if all them liberals and illegal aliens would get outta the way).  Cause he’s a business man, he’ll drain the swamp in Washington – Stormy Daniels monkey business notwithstanding.  I no longer care about the double standard and am very concerned about the unborn.  Hey, everybody knows if one standard is good, two’s gotta be better, and once outside the womb, it’s open-season on your ass!  Besides, as a newly converted conservative, I now know the secret password (jesus…but don’t tell anybody) which is like a ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card. All this new found euphoria ain’t gonna come cheap for Ol’ Hansi.  I gotta rush out and buy a gun to protect my Second Amendment rights; everything is gonna be  just fine once I’m fully armed.

Wow…All this new-found conservatism is starting to look really good.  I’m a lot happier now, but I don’t think I’ll be ripping-up my medical marijuana prescription just yet.  Never know when you’ll need a little help from on High.

Disclaimer:  My writing skills being what the may, some folks might misconstrue this as absolute truth, instead of parody, satire, sarcastic lampoonery or just plain bullshit as was my intention.

Comments on: "I’m Not A Liberal Anymore" (6)

  1. You forgot to mention, cheering as I vote for my new coloured candidate who’s going to fuck me up the ass 🙂

  2. That’s a great disclaimer!

  3. Bwahahahaaahhha 😁

  4. Sounds good! I’ll try conservatism, too…

    • Knut, you want to go easy if you dabble in conservatism. Like good California weed, it tends to warp your mind if ya over do it.

  5. I find myself moving further and further right every day. All the normal stuff that grandma and grandpa related, the stuff we learned down at old First Presbyterian church, things we agreed upon at Earl’s barber shop over checkers, poker and bourbon, the community of parents working together at the PTA and getting ready for the 4th of July parade featuring the town’s new (used and refurbished) fire truck are all held in such contempt and ridicule by the left. The people from the big east and west coast city blocks don’t seem like ‘Mericans that’s for sure. Left Miami 3 1/2 years ago after 60 years now in Greensboro, NC. In Miami I was an outcast and stranger in my own country down there.

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