This one is two years old; I did it during December 2015 B.T. B T stands for before Trump – don’t even wanna think about how AT (after trump) is gonna be. I really don’t want to jump right into a political rant, cause I’ll just end up pissed-off, grumpy and a touch paranoid. Plus, I don’t want the whole blog-o-sphere thinkin’, ol’ Hansi once again over-medicated; and say, “Wow….Is he ever on a bummer.”
So….enough of that. Let’s see what we got going on here.
We got a woman with purple hair (that’s good for starters), wearing a red and puke-green dress (stripes mandatory). A polka-dotted reindeer (fits right in). A green and pink striped object (NOT phallic symbol!) with tu-tu (gotta have on of those). And a nude (wouldn’t be Hansi without one) with compartmentalized (big word) body parts floating/reclining among a sea of orbs (NOT fertility symbols!). Even ol’ Hot Dog Man makes an appearance (ya he’s still hanging around). This is one of my better one’s for sure.
December is one of the weirdest months of the year. Everybody gets into a frenzy of buying stuff in order to celebrate the birth of a teacher who encouraged everyone to give away their possessions and lead a simple peaceful life not being overly concerned about one’s future well-being. But that’s not the real reason we go through all that. It’s because it’s the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year when the sun sets the lowest in its travel over our skies [astronomers would argue that it’s because of the earths axis and how it rotates in its orbit – fake news if I ever heard it].
The stupid pagans thought they had to sacrifice a virgin (good luck finding one of those these days) to coax the sun back from sinking in the ocean. We modern people, who have smart phones, know it’s to keep the economy from sinking into a recession. If you live in America (better not be here illegally) you get a head start on all the madness because we have Thanksgiving in late November. And why is that so covetously good? Because the day after Thanksgiving is Black Friday. [Thanksgiving – Black Friday, Hmmmm. The lord givest and the lord takest away.] Nothing more American than going out shopping on a Thursday evening with a bellyful of turkey and mashed potatoes n gravy.