The title was really supposed to be Suppositories for your Mind, but I didn’t want to sound gross or suggest that anyone ingest my words anally, unless, you’re some kinda Tea Party nut-case that thinks my blog is blasphemous or a bunch of bleeding heart liberal communist bullshit; then I think you know where you can feel free to shove it.
Anyway, taking these little ‘mind stories’ rectally is a slow way to assimilate them. Number one, your butt is pretty far from your brain. And number two (snicker), it’s all up-stream, and who wants some tired, worn-out stimuli in their brain? [Some have solved this problem by magically placing their heads up their ass]. Taking these stories orally seems like a faster way, but anything that goes in your mouth has to go down first, and then make a big U-turn before it goes back up to your head.
I guess the best way to digest these stories is visually. The back of your eyes have little cords running outta them which plug directly into your brain. That’s why I always throw in a drawing or two. Gives the eyes something to look at while your brain is trying to figure out what has been written.