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As is the custom in America wherein the President addresses Congress on the state of the Union (of united states), I too feel it necessary, being President and CEO of Hansi’s Hallucinations, to address the state of my blog.  First of all, I’m sure glad that over half of my audience doesn’t hate my ass as they do President Obama’s, and just can’t wait till they take over and begin to fuck things up.  Frankly, I don’t see how President Obama does it, and manages to stay so calm and act nice.  If that were me up there, I’d be subtly giving them all the finger ( pretending to remove something from my eye with my middle finger) or picking my nose and flicking a booger at those sitting on the right side of the aisle – those are the guys who just sit there and never applaud except when America is gonna bomb someone.

Well, 2014 was good for me….hope it was good for you.  I quit blogging for the second time, and also quit working part-time for my former employer in Probationland which I fondly (but not fondling) called ‘The House Of Pain’.  The break from both certainly hit the spot.  Guess I wanted as few obligations as possible.  Now I’m fully retired, and plan (or hope to hell) to never work again.  Don’t get me wrong, working in retirement was great, as long as ya made under the $15,000 Social Security limit.  But contrary to everything you read on Yahoo Finance, money isn’t everything, and I’ve found that one (or two if ya count The Wife) can live very comfortably with a simple healthy lifestyle.

In short, everything is beautiful, and I’m starting to feel groovy.

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Comments on: "Hansi’s State Of The Union Address" (10)

  1. Good to see you in good form……please draw more it is a highlight of my day…..

  2. I think Obama visits Colorado ever so often to stay calm. There’s no other way to explain it. The state of your blog is stable.Your percentages probably look a whole lot better than Obama’s Heck, everybody’s blog has better percentages than Obama’s likability.

  3. Glad to hear all’s well. Always good to have equanimity well in hand!

  4. Cool. So glad you are back 😊

  5. A much better read than the sound clips I heard from SOTU.

  6. HE SAID THE STATE OF THE UNION WAS STRONG. A LIE. WE ARE AT A VERY LOW POINT AT HOME AND ABROAD. AND THIS LATEST CHRISTIAN BASHING, WELL HE SEEMS TO WANT TO CREATE HIS OWN UNPOPULARITY THROUGH COWARDLY AND REPEATED POOR LEADERSHIP POLICIES.

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