One of the coolest things about writing udder nonsense and making up words as you go is condescendifickle*. “Oh Hansi”, you are probably thinking, “That’s nothing more than a bunch of giffsnatchelschiest. Go ga-findel yourself.” Well I’ll be dipped in lepenzalpoo if I didn’t laugh my gesnarffulstump off when I came up with that one. Almost paddidledripped in my pants.
*Condescendifickle: A secret word that only you know the meaning off, which can be used as camouflage (an actual real word) to conceal its true meaning. So when I say to someone, “Go stiffelhump** yourself.” Huell have to draw upon your own imagination for a meaning.
**Stiffelhump: A secret word of mine which I’m not gonna tell ya the meaning off cause it’s secret. But so as to not offend anybody, let alone stir their evil minds, I will say that it has nothing to do with preforming a vulgar act upon one’s self.