I was gonna call this one Schwing-divels (more Germanic), but thought I should tone it down a bit. Don’t want to be too suggestive, tasteless, vulgar, or in anyway offensive, as it might turn your stomach to the point of puking. Then you’d run the risk of stepping in it.
Nope. I’m cleanin’ up my act. No more foul mouthed bathroom humor loaded with innuendo from yours truly. Just good wholesome divel-swinging. Which can be quite satisfying. Ya just don’t want to do it in public…might get arrested.