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Son of Hot Dog Man

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Back in the 1930’s when Universal Studios was cranking out all the great horror movies, they always followed a big hit with a “Son Of” movie.  There was The Son of Frankenstein, Son of Dracula, The Wolfman, Mummie ad nauseum.  That way they got more mileage out of their monster characters, and didn’t have to be constantly dreaming up new ones.  Well in the spirit of beating something into the ground, I’ve come up with different Hot Dog Man scenarios.  Don’t have story lines for em yet.  But here’s some possibilities:

Like Batman, Hot Dog Man needs a side-kick.  The Lone Ranger had Tonto.  The Green Hornet had Kato, so Hot Dog Man has Vienna Sausage Boy.  Together they could fight crime and stay Kosher at the same time.

HD 008

Speaking of fighting crime, I do have a bias for law enforcement, so possibly a western theme would be interesting.  Hot Dog Man could be the sheriff.  And protect all Hot women from being groped.

HD 007 Can’t leave out the obvious (and what ya all been waiting for), Hot Dog Man as the spokes-dog for Viagra.  No everyday Willy or Peter (a bunch of pricks if ya ask me) would do. And you can be cock-sure and bet the family jewels, that Hot Dog Man will put the ding in anyone’s dong.

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Comments on: "Son of Hot Dog Man" (17)

  1. Jr. needs a pal. Maybe a baby dill?

  2. They need a nemesis now. Think Hans, think…. who is the natural enemy of Hot Dog Man & Son…

  3. How about Col. Mustard?

  4. Let me guess. You spent a lot of time in the woodshed as a child. lol..

  5. Favourite song? My ding-a-ling?

  6. Of course, his nemesis is Brat Wurst.

  7. Reminds me of Mr Peanut without the hat and dimples.

  8. A banana character might be appealing…

  9. I like Vienna Sausage Boy, myself! But I’m sure you’ll have a whole cast of characters to roll out for us! Can’t wait!

  10. Ha ha brilliant -how about Bill Tong?

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