Couldn’t put Fucking with Bullshit as my title, WordPress would ban me. So I had to use an undecipherable phrase, like the one up above to say Fucking with Bullshit, and not be offensive. [Don’t wanna be offensive, even though this post contains liberal use of the “F-word”]. Anyway, FWBS is a phrase not to be taken literally. Oh no! Wipe that image from your mind! It’s more a euphemism for having to do stuff you’d really rather not like to be dealing with. Going to work, problems at work, or sitting in meetings is one meaning. So is having to do something you’ve done a zillion times, and never once found an iota of pleasure in, is another. [Hey, both sound like work!]
FWBS also has a more universal meaning. Fore although the bullshit I may be fucking with is totally different form the bullshit you might be fucking with; we still have something in common: we’re both fucking with bullshit! I think ya know what I mean.
I painted our newly dry-walled kitchen with primer today (the day I wrote this, not necessarily the same day you’ll be reading this, because my ‘today’ is now, and yours will be later, but none the less, the same today. Sure hope you don’t consider reading this blog fucking with bullshit. It’s probably more like bullshit fucking with you.)
So…instead of having to do a ton of preparation work, like being careful to tape everything, move stuff, and lay down drop-cloths, I had the whole room empty and prepared for me. Nothing but me, four walls, a ceiling, paint and a roller. I had at it! But during the mist of all this fun with paint, I came the the realization why I haven’t painted anything around the house in seven years: PAINTING SUCKS! Even thought I didn’t have as much work to do fucking with all that preparation bullshit, I was still fucking with bullshit.
There ya have it. Here I though I wasn’t gonna have to fuck with bullshit, and sure as shit, I still end up having to fuck with some. I’d much rather prefer laying around the house all day, driving The Wife nuts, drawing, listening to music, and writing idiot blog posts, than fucking with bullshit. But when you’re trying to save some money, and are a cheap shit, like I am, you gotta stay within your budget, spend your money wisely and fuck with all that bullshit.
The U.S. Presidential election is getting real interesting; big debate tonight. America is being given the opportunity to see just how conservative It wants to be. A lot of the rhetoric coming from the
Fear Far Right, is scaring people to death. We may want a change, but not a change backwards. Guess it’s gonna be a question of Who do You want fucking with your Bullshit?