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Cialis

First there was Viagra, now its Cialis for erectile dysfunction.  I’d never heard of erectile dysfunction before, until I learned about it on TV.  At first, it sounded like they was talkin’ bout Reptile Dysfunction, and I thought to myself, “My Lizard is doing just fine thank you.”  Why on earth would I need a pill to make him (Peter-o-soar-us) any happier?

Another flash:  When I first heard the name Cialis, I immediately thought of the Jefferson Airplane song White Rabbit:  “Go, See  Alice,  when she’s ten feet tall”.  Now before ya start thinkin’ ol’ Hansi sure damaged a lot of chromosomes during  the sixties, think about it.  Both have to do with substances that magically make things grow larger; be it Alice or Peter.

Well, it seems like there’s a plague raging, with legions of old farts who just can’t raise rise to the occasion.  Guys (and their significant others), who haven’t seen a Woodie, Stiffy, or Hard-one in a long (pun intended) while.  But thank God, and the pharmaceutical industry, there’s now a pill for everything.

I really don’t want to go on a rant about Big Pharma, and how most of the shit they’re now pushing on us has more side-effects than benefits.   But they do come up with some pretty far-out commercials; especially for Cialis.  Gotta luv them middle aged couples, who get that sparkle in their eyes while doing the laundry or outside gardening, who rather than just doin’ it were they are, go out to dinner , a concert, and Bubua is still ready to go three hours latter.  What a guy; what a pill!

I especially love the scenes of the couples on a dock overlooking a lake, sitting in separate bathtubs.  I can see doin’ it in a hot-tub, but separate tubs? Must be a metaphor for something way beyond my comprehension.  What is really crazy, and this will truly blow your mind, is that here in America  (Jesus’ favorite country), there are those among us who wanna control contraception for women (the pill), while having no qualms about making available a pill that enables men to fuck their brains out.   Go figure.

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Comments on: "Cialis" (35)

  1. Flesh Gordon – Rocket Man

  2. The baths tubs make me laugh out loud.

  3. Snoring Dog Studio said:

    Hilarious cartoon. Yeah, what is up with the two bathtubs on the dock? Who has those things? Who does that? Where does the water come from? Commercials are such a bizarre form of reality. And, the couples in the ED ads make me ill. Must we see this? Can’t the creative folk get their message across with bananas and other fruit so that we don’t have it shoved in our faces?

  4. The visuals for your comments were excellent. The male pride it seems would have to take a hit if one can’t get it up naturally but instead have to rely on a pill. Of course we can deceive ourselves on just about anything if we really want to. Just look at the world the Tea Party has created for themselves.

  5. I must say that the White Rabbit reference is one of the best yet. I like the Chantix commercial … Listening to the side effects, it’s healthier to keep smoking. Nice rocket!

  6. I’d love to see a survey of post-menopausal estrogen-depleted women asking how many of them are really all over their men to get Peter fixed so they can have anytime teen-age type passionate sex. Must have been a bunch of men who created Viagra, Cialis, etc.

    • Damn right it was men who invented that stuff. Men who couldn’t get it up even for some teenage sex.

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  7. Thanx to my internet provider I suffer of occasional bouts of connectile dysfunction….is there a pill for that?

  8. Can I simply just say what a comfort to find someone
    who truly knows what they’re talking about on the web. You definitely understand how to bring a problem to light and make it important. A lot more people have to check this out and understand this side of the story. I was surprised you aren’t more popular since you definitely have the gift.

    • Ah shucks…you’re shittin’ me. But then again that’s fairly generic; but not a piece of Spam. Thank you for stopping by Lola. What a surprise, kinda like getting herpes.

  9. I been screaming about those bathtubs for two years. How do they get them out in the meadows? Where does the water come from? What is sexy about cold water in porcelain? beyond that, again, you seem fixated on sex too much Hansi. I have to warn people about you. I do. But they don’t listen. But then I guess I come here. Just to keep a sense of propriety about the place I guess. It needs a dusting.

  10. White Rabbit–a true classic. Do you think the line “Feed your head” also applies?

    Seriously, though, your last sentence says it all.

  11. America, the land where people are intimate only with their medications 😉

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    • Thanks for stopping by, as you usually do and end up in my Spam folder. Had to approve this one though. Because its obvious you’re Spam and didn’t read a word of my disgusting, juvenile bathroom humor laden stuff, which has no socially redeeming value whatsoever. Good thing I was high when I saw your comment.

  13. The rocket is wonderful–that pic made me laugh. ~_~
    Damn, reading your posts makes me feel like I am missing out not living in the States. Or might not there be a comparable pill marketed here in Germany? Not sure… the Frauschtupper, or something…

    • Moof…you’re not missing a damn thing, except the election. My sister lives in good ol’ Germany, around the hamburg area, and loves it. Deutschland is great! Glad ya like rocket boy.

      Hans mit der schwance 🙂

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  14. Oh my, how did I miss that last piece? This fella’s got a rocket in his pocket, for sho’.

    • Kinda like the old rockabilly song: “I got a rocket in my pocket and I’m ready to roll”. Whatever that means.

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  15. I often wonder how many men have been “talked into” believing they have a problem. And what other problems will one day be attributed to too many little blue pills! I really appreciate your comments about women’s contraception juxtaposed against Cialis/Viagra. It’s crazy. But your BEST comment: America (Jesus’ favorite country). It’s blasphemy not to believe this, you know!

    • Blasphemy Smashphemy.  It’s a fact.  America is Jesus’ favorite country.  All his representatives are here (especially in the southern states).

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  16. My sympathies are with elderly women whose husbands are suddenly horny all the time because of these pills. 🙂

  17. Those commercials crack me up. All those side effects should be killing the mood of the couples giving each other the eye.

  18. I guess we aging men are afreud of losing it – we just want to be jung again and play with our erector sets…

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