mind expanding nonsense

After I Photoshopped this series of drawings, I took a long hard look to see how I could make a story or rant out of them.  The title of this post just jumped out at me after taking a closer look at the one above.  What else could it be.  I don’t mean to gross anyone out, but then again, if you didn’t want to be grossed out a little, then ya wouldn’t have stopped by, would ya?

I’m a firm believer in squeezing the most you can get out of life.  Why let life squeeze you, when it can be the other way around?

I don’t know if I was was soaring to new heights with this one , or sinking to new lows.  I’ll let you be the judge.

Might as well throw in some political commentary, as long as we’re on the subject of dew shaking lilies:   Piss On ‘Em All

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Comments on: "Shaking The Dew Off My Lilies" (17)

  1. may the piss be with you dear hansi – btw. i got here today from the twitter link off tbaoo 🙂

  2. Are lilies code for penises … penii? Or balls? Is it an American thing?

    “If you didn’t want to be grossed out a little, then ya wouldn’t have stopped by, would ya” …you got me.

    • You need to Google the phrase “shake the dew off the Lilly.  It’s not just an American thing, but very much a male only thing 🙂

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  3. Oh dear, I got suckered into that one. Well, I’ve known a few humans with lilies but I aint never heard them speak about no shaking or no dew. They musta been keeping it from me !!! Wanna know what women call it?

    • Of course I wanna know what women call it. BTW, I’m not easily offended 🙂

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  4. Great illustrations!!

  5. Snoring Dog Studio said:

    You are so great at capturing gestures. Even one involving peeing. I know it’s springtime when you start talking about dew and lilies!

    • It’s Spring time indeed, and it’s going full-blast here in So. California.

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  6. I knew what it meant. And so I didn’t look. I’m anti-porn ya know. I know it when I see it, but I don’t look often. Or long. Don’t even think about bananas. Or corndogs. You guys all love corndog photos. I know. My husband is obsessed with the Victoria Secrets “bra technology”. That’s what he calls it. Has to look closely at each ad. Sheesh. Women should be ambi-sexual, you guys are just one more burden we have to lug around. Have a sweet Sunday!

    • Sunday is always sweet, but sweeter after you stop by for a hallucination 🙂

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  7. Love the spontaneity of the pieces here. I’m trying to sketch more and these rapidograph pens are giving me a hard time. Maybe I need to clean them again.

    • I saw some of your ink drawings lately…nice. Problem with any new medium, is getting a feel (not copping a feel) for the new do-dad. Most of the time I use a plain old ink-pen, but it’s gotta feel right in my hand and give me the line I want. Looking forward to seeing more of your ink-work.

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  8. As usual, you are tooooooooooooooo funny! 🙂

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