mind expanding nonsense

**CONTENT WARNING ! I just had to do that one. I love seeing that when going to a blog, advising me that if I’m not over 18 years old, the content of the yet to be entered blog, may be offensive. Well being at least three times that age, but with a mind of a seventeen year old, what it means to me is; Good stuff ahead. But, if you’re a neo-conservative, born again Republican, you may take issue with some of my content. Not that it’s going to be a bunch of filth, for I don’t want to be dirty, let alone peddle smut. However, if a few prompts starts to get your mind wet; well I’ll let you do all the heavy lifting from there.

DISCLAIMER: Had to throw that one in too. This is strictly a hallucination of my pre Alzheimer’s mind, and bears no resemblance to any living beings or personalities that may in fact have a functioning heart. It would only be a coincidence if they had some heart.

So, a while back, I was viewing a clip on one of my favorite Demented blogs, which featured Bill Oh Reily interviewing Ann Coldter. What a right wing love fest that was. Bill Oh was feeding her lines that brought out the best (worst?) of her. It was at about that time that my medication started kicking into high gear, that I came to the conclusion: why don’t they really tell it like it is? I mean if Fox News isn’t screwing with your mind, then who is. And if they’ve already violated you, why not go all the way, and not just to first base.

Hence…The Oh Rilley Fornication. An new twist on the Oh Rielly Factor, wherein Bill seduces right wing ideologues and nails em (not like they did to Jesus) on the show. Bill and Ann were getting so so hot, in this clip, that I envisioned them gradually disrobing with every talking point.  At the mention of gun control, they started to loose control, and then, faster than you can say “corporate tax cut”, and here’s where your part comes in, they jump each others bones and start….doin’ it. What a show. I’d certainly become a regular viewer, and eagerly await the next RILF (republican I’d like to f***), that Oh Really “interviews”.

Great fun, but we can’t stop there. [You may want pause for a moment to pull a condom over your head to prevent a socialism disease]. How bout Shawn Hanitty (to be changed to Hand-on-titty)? Well, I don’t know about you, but that guy seems a little too anal for me. But if he interviewed Sarah again. Well there could be fireworks, especially if the First Dude stepped in. [Much too heavy for me to lift]. That would be a three-some, that would tickle me some.

Can’t forget Grettle von Sustainance. I like her, but that poor girl looks like she been whooped with an ugly stick, and it would take writing skills that far exceed mine , to properly script that one. Hey, they could make it a reality show, and not need scripting. Grettle could interview Snooki.  Meowww, that would be a cat-fight.

I’ don’t want to be-labor the point, and I think you get the idea. Sadly, those were the only shows I could think of that were in need of a “make-over”, cause, frankly, most Fox News personalities are ugly, and I can’t stand watching them. Now now, if you really look at them, you know in your heart that I am Right.  There is this loud mouthed blond however, that looks interesting; she doesn’t let anybody get a word in edge-wise. Ummm…..Good premise for yet another show.

Well, this was good for me; hope it was good for you. If you were offended….I Warned You!! But next time ya watch a Fox News program, keep Hansi in mind. You’ll get a “lift” out of it.

There once was a gal named Palin

Who was in need of a vigorous nailin’

She looked like a fox

With those long brown locks

But when she opened her mouth, it was only wailin’

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Comments on: "The Oh Reilly Fornication" (10)

  1. First, I am honored and humbled that the little video post on my blog inspired such a wonderful little romp. tee hee. Though I must admit, I do enjoy watching the sexual tension build up between Billy-Bob and Snotgun Annie and am not sure if I (my stomach) could stand the final consumation of their lust. LOL. Great post.

    • Thanks….And thanks for the inspiration. BTW folks, The Demented Duchess, and her post on Ann Coulter brought on this whole hallucination; she’s worthy of a view. I agree with ya on keeping any consummation of right-wing lust in fantasy-land. I myself am particularly fond of Michelle Bachman, a real RILF in my opinion, but fear that anything close to actual reality in that area would only lead to a serious case of buyer’s remorse.

  2. Hansi,
    We all need inspiration and you, for some strange reason are inspired by Fox News. I always say to go with whatever floats your boat. But be careful. you don’t want to get your telomeres in a bunch.

  3. absolutely fantastic .. what a tv show i’m in .. 🙂

    • I thought you might enjoy that one Alan. I’m sure you have your own version of Fox news personalities down under. Rupert Murdock is one of your boys as I recall.

  4. Damn Hansi…and here I just added the Hallucinations to the non-political blogroll over at my new blog (was going nuts nt wrting politics since re-modeling JuicyMaters so I started a politics only blog). After this I may have to go back and move you to the “Left Leaning Blogs”…

    • Bob Don’t give up on politics, no matter which way ya might lean, and frankly, I’d rather hear a good political rant from ya than evaluation of yurts. Please don’t move me to the ‘left leaning blogs’. I prefer the “Highly Sexually Charged” folder. I’m just waitin’ for the muses to inspire a rip at the lefties for not socializin’ the country fast enough 🙂

  5. Don’t have that category Hansi…sorry. It’s Left Leaning, Right Leaning, and Non Political. There’s only so much room in da footer, ya know.

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