Who the hell are the Kardashians? I know they have a TV show. But aside from being the Kardashians, what are they famous for. Sarah Palin has a TV show, we all know what she’s famous for. Being a loyal Star Trek fan, I thought Kardashians were an alien race that were kinda evil and forever screwin’ with the Federation. They weren’t likable bad guys like the Clingons, whose language I can speak (stick it up your ‘gazork’ being an example). Did you ever notice that all of these different space species all had the same humanoid bodies, but only their faces were different [the Ferengies can kinda be counted, but only cause they were basically only ugly midgets in need of some dental work]. And if the females of every species had boobs, then they probably also had you-know-whaties, which means they could fornicate with each other, and produce some strange offspring. This was not possible in Star Wars land. I don’t think anything could have copulated with Jobba the Hutt except Jobbinia the Slutt. Anyway, who are these three chicks. To me they are just three swarthy looking Italian tramps with good bodies. If their TV show is about how they go around whoring and having cat-fights with one another, that could be interesting. I suppose I should do some research and maybe Google them or go to Wikipedia. Nay, I think fantasying about who they are and what they do is better.
What really gets me is how these three little trollops are famous for just being famous. I couldn’t resist and did do some research, or at least I know what their next episode features. Well, Kim gets Botox injections because she fears she’s getting old, and has a bad physical reaction: Meanwhile, Kris discovers Kourtney smoking and tries to get her to quit. Boy, these skanks sure have an exciting life, much more than mine. You wouldn’t want to see a reality show about Hansi [Boring..all the good stuff happens in my mind and doesn’t photograph well]. I’m already old and thats having a physical reaction on me. But three greasie alien chics, that’s a show.
Wonder what Kris was smokin’ that would make Kourtney jump in her shit? Guess I’ll have to tune in and find out.