As you may have noticed, I’ve been featuring a lot of my drawings lately. Typical responses (from those not totally disgusted by ‘em) are: “How talented”, or “I wish that I could draw”. Well, you can, and I’m gonna give you a little tutorial so you to can draw just like Hansi. When I was [...]
In my ongoing schizophrenic attempt to decide if this should be a humor blog vs. a straight-up art blog, I present for public consummation consumption, a couple of my latest hallucinations. I’m dieting right now. Wonder if that had any influence on the subject matter? OK…I know; everything is totally out of proportion, but that’s [...]
I guess it’s no big secret, but I’ve got a bad case of the Hots for Republican women. I mean, menopausal and all, Sarah Palin is a fox. And Michelle Bachmann, while crazy as a loon, still isn’t ugly, and provides me with a rich fantasy life which usually includes lots of leather and whips. [...]
Sounds like some sixties druggie talk about growing your own dope. Maybe, and this post is gonna be about horticulture and growing plants that are beneficial to one’s well-being, but this isn’t about that. I’m talkin’ bout growing your own food and gardening. I’ve been an avid organic gardener since the early 70′s. Read a [...]
Maybe it’s just me, but it sure seems like we live in a constant state of fear. That’s pretty scary. And the thing about fear is it’s not usually the present moment we are fearful of, but rather something in the future that we worry might happen. We might experience fear in the present moment, [...]
Damn You Evil Spell-check I was talking to my Sister Heidi the other day on Skype. I know “Hansi and Heidi”….how cute… how German! Anyway she lives in Germany now, and despite going to all the same LA schools I did, even graduating from UCLA, she has slowly lost her command of the mother tongue, [...]
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There’s nothing I like better than a good tale of intrigue, seduction and betrayal. And when ya mix in a little tail, well it don’t get much better than that. Unless of course that tale about tail comes from the Bible, then it’s just a heavenly tail. So hears the one about Uriah the Hittite. [...]
There’s nothing better to start off the new year with than a few entries into one’s own personal psychiatric psychedelic journal. What’s cool about a journal is you have a record of your thoughts and what you were thinking at a certain time. On January 3rd, I was thinking about the new push I was [...]
The Bible is a pretty trippy book and has lots of interesting stories in it. Most of the stories don’t make much sense, especially if ya read the King James Version with all its Thee, Thy and Thous. But the KJV does give you a hint of what God would sound like if he actually [...]
