The Finger. I hope the above drawing isn’t so subtle that we don’t know what we’re talking about here. But the term kinda sounds German to me. But they’d probably say something like das phinggerer. But actually, the finger (middle finger salute) or “bird” has been around since Greek and Roman times, and in Latin, [...]
Well, it’s time that time again. Time for the old digital rectal exam, to see if the old prostate is…well: a) still there? b) not enlarging, c) giving the doctor a sadistic sense of joy, or d) all of the above. It really blows my mind that a lot of guys (probably over 50) [...]
Does anybody read the crap lost in the Archives, you know, the stuff that’s two to three months old. I thought so. The answer is No. And that’s a good thing. It means I can recycle some of my earlier stuff and nobody will know. Having a blog is sorta like being in a band. [...]
There’s a series of childrens books out their called “Walter The Farting Dog”. No, Really, it’s true and kids love em. They usually consist of a story about how Walter grosses everyone out with his farts (dog farts are the worst) to the point of being ostracized. But Walter redeems himself, by farting of course, [...]
No….I haven’t taken too much medication, and this is not the bummer of all bummers. It’s pretty damn scary though. I went back to work. “YOU DID WHAT??” yes I went back to the House of Pain, for a real dose of self medication. I’ve been fully retired for two years now, haven’t earned a [...]
Ever since I posted my bit on the Genie Bra (“what every woman wants”) my stats have soared. And along with my Tri Phoria [the 'blow your hair back' female vibrator] posts, I’ve been getting a lot of visitors to my Hallucinations via Google searches. Now if you’ve read that crap, you probably realize [...]
It’s time for some fun with Spam. I’m not talking about the canned meat (bi) product. Although, a few years back I went to the Spam-O-Rama in Austin Texas, which featured everything Spam, from cooking, sculpture, clothing… to throwing. Great fun, And, the Austin Lounger Lizards where there too, and sang my favorite song: “Jesus [...]
This maybe one of the strangest posts I’ve ever done, cause there’s something out there that’s blowing my mind, not with anger, or paranoia, but with an inquisitive, yet somewhat perverse perspective on the subject. Have you ever noticed that when you want to make a comment on another blog, that along with your name [...]
Here’s a page out of my sketch pad illustrating my lack of computer skills, but highlighting my hallucinogenic draftsmanship. Wished I could make it look slick and polished. Naw, not really. This is the raw stuff: mind to hand, to paper. Just a free flowing of thoughts and drawing. I’ll yet you figure it out.
OK you perverts, I know you can read, and you think you know what I mean, but THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX. It’s mostly about phonetics (fonetics). Anyway, I can’t use the ‘F’ word on my PG 13 blog. It would be too embarrassing for my retired readers to explain to their grandchildren, [...]
I have a special place in my heart for dumb shits. Not because I condone their actions, but for the security they have provided me with throughout the years. Having been a probation officer my whole career, dumb shits not only helped me buy a house, raise a family and put my kids through college. [...]
Okay, I’m up early, again, and watching cable TV infomercials…again. And low and behold what do I see, but The Genie Bra…”What all women wish for”. I know I’m gonna catch hell on this one, cause its going to offend just about every woman that reads my trash. But what the Hell. And speaking of [...]
I’m tryin’ something new today. Actually it’s pretty old, it’s just that this is the first time I’m sharing it. This is a glimpse of the beginnings of Hansi’s Hallucinations, before I got into blogging. Before I digitalized everything. When all I had was pen and paper; an Old Pleasure. For years I’ve been keeping [...]
OK…The wife gets full credit for this one. Embarrassing her in front of the whole world with a bunch of juvenile filth notwithstanding, she gave me this idea after I told her was was gonna recycle some stuff out of the archives onto an unsuspecting public. Hansi and the Wife live a pretty Green lifestyle [...]
