I was listening to some music the other day on my Disc-man and started to mess with the little ear-buds hoping to get just a little better sound, when I had a great Flash; I’m gonna get out my 35 year old Radio Shack Real Earphones and listen to my stuff like I did a [...]
**CONTENT WARNING ! I just had to do that one. I love seeing that when going to a blog, advising me that if I’m not over 18 years old, the content of the yet to be entered blog, may be offensive. Well being at least three times that age, but with a mind of a [...]
Right now, at the end of March, we here in the good ol’ US of A are in the Middle of “March Madness”. I’m not talking about the “Middle East Madness”, the “Muammar Gaddafi Madness” or all the other forms of insanity that we’re dealing with. I’m talking about the NCAA College basketball playoffs, which [...]
Who says America doesn’t have any Royalty. Besides Donald Trump, Warren Buffett, and any one else who’s rich, America does have a King. And that King is Elvis. Now in this oligarchy we call the USA, lots of folks are treated like royalty. Take Bernie Madoff, of Wall Street Ponzi scheme fame. He was worshiped [...]
The House of Pain strikes fear in my heart, as it should yours if you are one of the animals reading my blog. The “House of Pain” was in the classic 1933 movie “Island of Lost Souls” which was based on H G Wells’ story, “The Island of Dr Moreau”. This version featured Charles Laughton [...]
Help…I’m Being Brainwashed Bet you haven’t heard that one in a while, but during the 1950′s, the term struck fear in our hearts. For someone who was brainwashed was a ticking time bomb, ready to go off when least expected. And our enemies, The “Commies”, were the ones most likely to be in control of [...]
Snooki, rhymes with nookie. Enough said. I can end this post right here. A haiku of trash. If you’ve just arrived on planet earth, you may be asking yourself who the hell is Snooki?; and depending on the evolution of your alien sex organs, may also be asking, “What is Nookie?” Well they’re one [...]
Last year, way back in early December, I did a post on “Tri Phoria, Men Are Doomed”. Well it’s languished in the Archives for a long time, but has consistently gotten views on a weekly basis. Maybe because Tri Phoria is the latest personal vibrator from the folks at Trojan [you know, the company that [...]
OK, it shameless, flat-out, have you no pride, self promotion time, because my other blog, The Blithering Idiot, has failed to bring me instant fame, let alone acclaim. [Could it be that there is just little demand for crudely written, vulgar poetry?] I’m really into 50′s rock and roll, and still have the first [...]
Damn! I woke up this morning, and what did I find? This wonderful note from my wife. Daylight Savings Time. Damn…I’m late already, and it ain’t my fault. There’s a conspiracy out there to screw with my mind, and totally upset all the order in my life. One might ask, “Hansi, what the hell are [...]
Well, I’ve been gleaning the fields of advice columns again, and found this cow-pie; entitled, “Hands out of the bucket” Dear Fannie: We live in a community made up of mostly retired couples who rotate having dinner parties. One of the men in our group seems unable to keep his hands out of the ice [...]
This is going to be my Opus, my masterpiece of blogging, it’s my comprehensive treatise on Marriage. Now, a word of warning to all my male readers. Don’t let the wife catch you reading this shit! Read it in private, or do so with a blanket over your head and computer screen [kinda like ya [...]
OK, my son Bad Deacon was home for the weekend, and we begot to talkin’ about blogging. FYI: he was the guy that set me up in the blog0sphere with my Word Press site, which you are reading right now. Don’t thank me. Thank my Bad Son. Anyway, he suggested writing down titles, for use [...]
You’ve all no doubt heard of the Peter Principle; which states that “In a company hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence“. Well, being of good German descent, I figure there’s got to be a Struwwel-Peter Principal : If anything can go wrong because of one’s actions it will end up [...]
